HIS BUSINESS CARD SAYS ‘STARVING ARTIST.’

IT’S IRONIC CAUSE HE’S FAT.

I HAVEN’T HAD A HAIRCUT SINCE RADIOHEAD PUT OUT A DECENT ALBUM.  

SIGH.

AUDREY IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL. 

YEAH, I WRITE PRE-POST-POST-MODERNIST POETRY. 

IT’S MOSTLY VISUAL.

THANKS.  THEY’RE PRESCRIPTION.  

I’M A PHILOSOPHY MAJOR.  I CAN HEAR YOUR SOUL FROM HERE.

IT’S BON EE-VER, NOT EYE-VER.

MY JOB? RIGHT NOW I’M SELLING VINTAGE NEWSPAPERS OUTSIDE OF THE STARBUCKS DOWN THE STREET, BUT I’M THINKING ABOUT GOING INTO FASHION.”

DO YOU KNOW IF THIS IS ORGANIC… OR GLUTEN-FREE?

JESUS USED TO BE MY HOMEBOY.